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# To quote a good friend of mine describing KwikFit:
'I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way round on a lavatory'

Jason Statham, on the other hand...

...can't even spell 'lavatory'

Edit: From the Director that brought us such classics as: Con Air & Tomb Raider. May the devil have mercy on our black, wizened souls.

(, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# my rule of thumb
is to never watch any films featuring Jason Statham.

or Guy Ritchie come to think of it. Or Jerry Bruckheimer.
(, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# or Danny Dyer.
/goes without saying blog
(, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)