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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Someone has to fix the tracking
after kwik fit buggered it up?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)
# To quote a good friend of mine describing KwikFit:
"I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way round on a lavatory"

Jason Statham, on the other hand...

...can't even spell 'lavatory'

Edit: From the Director that brought us such classics as: Con Air & Tomb Raider. May the devil have mercy on our black, wizened souls.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# my rule of thumb
is to never watch any films featuring Jason Statham.

or Guy Ritchie come to think of it. Or Jerry Bruckheimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# or Danny Dyer.
/goes without saying blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# *FFFffffffffft* It'll cost ya, mate.
Cost you yer fackin' life.
*rock music and kung-fu*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# come back bruce willis, all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# It looks like Crank
without any of the charm or humour that made Crank such a bloody great film
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# haha
Is this a remake of the Bronson film of the same name?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# indeed it is
just googled it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Did that have Jan Michael Vincent in it in his pre-Stringfellow Hawk days?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# He doesn't stick with his jobs, does he?
Transporter one day, Mechanic the next.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Shopped posters only!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)