I once pissed on my girlfriend's computer
in my defence, it was a Mac
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56,
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I pissed in a Tesco Kick bottle once on the M1 stuck in traffic
I found the bottle lodged under my seat 6 months later and it was the worst smell I have ever experienced
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Paul_P,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59,
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Angus pissed on my fingers the other day (caught short, he peed into a bush and somehow pissed on my fingers)
I had to walk around with pissy fingers for 10 mins before I got to a sink
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rob,
Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15,
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