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# Vote for Question of the Week
In a travesty of the democratic process, we have decided to allow you, our esteemed B3TA membership, to select this week's QOTW. Vote! Vote hard! Vote often!

Vote closed at 12:00: Close-run thing - DIY Surgery clinches it.

DIY Surgery 36
Piss Stories 12
Creepy stories 34

And if you don't want to take part in no poll, here's a picture of a giant Martin Clunes eating a fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Piss stories,
So the qotwers can go to town on the sex lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:17, archived)
# and this is on /board because ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Because it is
and because we can and because I had a nice picture of a giant Martin Clunes eating a fish
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I'm coming over QOTW to post pictures
when I can be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I've voted for piss stories
as I once pissed in the wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I once pissed in a bottle
and gave it to a demanding (former) girlfriend as a present.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# I once pissed on my girlfriend's computer
in my defence, it was a Mac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I pissed in a Tesco Kick bottle once on the M1 stuck in traffic
I found the bottle lodged under my seat 6 months later and it was the worst smell I have ever experienced
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Angus pissed on my fingers the other day (caught short, he peed into a bush and somehow pissed on my fingers)
I had to walk around with pissy fingers for 10 mins before I got to a sink
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I've voted for creepiest thing that happened to me because I once met psychochomp.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Is that Psychochomp's robot pal?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)
# What DO you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:54, archived)
# HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I've voted for creepiest thing that happened to me because I once met BGB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Shouldn't that be piss stories?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Erm, I thought you were asleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, archived)
# who are all you people
and why are you not all on /board more often
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:13, archived)
# We can't do tattyshop.
We're from offtopic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)
# most of the people on /board can't use tattyshop
doesn't stop us. Stick around it's nice to have new peoples on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Will do : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I enjoy a browse, but don't tend to comment much
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I remember seeing comments from yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:28, archived)
#
comments whittering nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)
# LMAO
have you seen the crap I post
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)
# In fairness, she is accurate here.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Can't be worse than his.
And he bullies me terribly online.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I do not!
Ok, so maybe a little, but you bully me IRL!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Creepiest thing that happened to me I think
Though I do have a good piss story
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I voted for Scaryduck
because he had a nice picture of a giant Martin Clunes eating a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I heartily approve of this message or service
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I don't care for any suggestions
but I love Martin Fish Mouth!

His expression has cheered me right up!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I'm worried about the poor fish.
My day is ruined.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I dont vote in the Election
Yet I voted for this...

I know where my heart lies.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:34, archived)