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# Do you get anyone saying:
'Haven't you heard of the phrase 'the customer is always right'?'
And then they proceed to look like a smug bastard and expect you to fold to their irrefutable logic?
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Yes I have.
I just politely tell them the phrase is actually, 'The customer always thinks they are right.'
I did have a complaint against me once with a booking agency as a guest demanded, 'Why are you so fucking fat?' to which I replied, 'Because each time I fuck your mother she gives me a pie.'
(, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)