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Plug-in baby
Crucifies my enemies... Not sure how, like...
And they are useless, aren't they? What are they for? Can't even brew a cup of tea properly. PFFT!
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Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:42,
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ONOES!I has Jeremy's head staring eyes!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 12:54,
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But none of Jeremy's magnificent teefs.Tis a slow time on the board... How goes it, Ghosty?
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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Well obviously they'll grow in with time.not too bad. At work. Dealing with idiots.
Just had to deal with someone at the other place that was giving shit to one of my staff as they'd booked a non-en suite double room for £50 and assumed they would get an en suite.
When they got exactly what they booked for they started shouting at people.
(Just had to deal with someone at the other place that was giving shit to one of my staff as they'd booked a non-en suite double room for £50 and assumed they would get an en suite.
When they got exactly what they booked for they started shouting at people.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:44,
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Do you get anyone saying:"Haven't you heard of the phrase 'the customer is always right'?"
And then they proceed to look like a smug bastard and expect you to fold to their irrefutable logic?
(And then they proceed to look like a smug bastard and expect you to fold to their irrefutable logic?
Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:49,
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Yes I have.I just politely tell them the phrase is actually, 'The customer always thinks they are right.'
I did have a complaint against me once with a booking agency as a guest demanded, 'Why are you so fucking fat?' to which I replied, 'Because each time I fuck your mother she gives me a pie.'
(I did have a complaint against me once with a booking agency as a guest demanded, 'Why are you so fucking fat?' to which I replied, 'Because each time I fuck your mother she gives me a pie.'
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:58,
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HOW IS BABBY PLUGGED IN?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:18,
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Well plugged into a motherboard obviously. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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He doesn't look much kop in the crucifying department does he!?Unless you can update him to a killing machine via the USB!
Hello Zumf!
:D
(Hello Zumf!
:D
XLVII .uk,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:24,
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Hiding in my work I'm afraid!But with it being January trade has slowed enough for me to have a bit of spare time again! :)
I often think of you as someone who lives near my mate has Zumf in his number plate I keep meaning to get a pic but never do....
(I often think of you as someone who lives near my mate has Zumf in his number plate I keep meaning to get a pic but never do....
XLVII .uk,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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What, a proper custom numberplate?Blimey! I know that after I started using the word I found out there was a very obscure Russian band called ZuMf. I have no idea what kind of music they play...
I'm not going to tell the story of how the word was invented becuase it's one of those stories that seems very interesting until you tell it.
(I'm not going to tell the story of how the word was invented becuase it's one of those stories that seems very interesting until you tell it.
Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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No it wasn't a proper custom but somehow it says it or it's very close.I'm going to have to go and take a pic now....
( XLVII .uk,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:09,
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They'll just grow up and break the laws you've loved.Is that a New Born? You won't be Feeling Good when it gets a bit Hyper in the terrible twos. But before you know it, it'll become a Screenager and not long afterwards leave home. It'll be Bliss with all the quiet and extra Space, at least until you get old and develop Dementia.
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R.Soul hmmm,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:31,
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It was a bit Overdue But when it Escape(d) it turned out to be albino and got terrible Sunburn. The papers offered me quite a bit of money for the story, so I felt a bit Forced In to sell my Plug in Baby into the Showbiz lifestyle. I'm Ashamed.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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Maybe you should have put up more Resistance to them,but I dUno some people find dealing with the papers a bit Problematique.
( R.Soul hmmm,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:00,
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You are a worthy adversary.I wanted to end by calling you a Supermassive R.Soul, but you've been too nice.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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So you suggest we call a Recess to stop us Endlessly HAARPing on?
( R.Soul hmmm,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:10,
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Yes PleaseWe MUST have an Interlude before I Blackout.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 22 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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