the only reason i nearly diedis because i left it for ages, thinking it was IBS and not a herniated colon
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:06,
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Jeez. Worst thing that's ever gone wrong with me is when I tripped over a hoover and fucked up my foot.Not being able to walk for a few days doesn't really compare to almost dying.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:10,
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fuck, that's nothing!do you want the list?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:13,
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I can imagine.Quite a few of my family seem to be falling apart at the moment.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:18,
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i've been hooked unconscious out of a swimming poolgiven tablets to eat as a child that my friend said were sweets, been hit by a bus, hit by a car, been in a car crash, near-fatal alcohol poisoning, accidental overdose of diet pills(amphetamine based), near-fatal carbon monoxide poisoning and that's just the ones i can remember off the top of my head!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:22,
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