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[challenge entry] Have you met my sister, Shirley Bindun?
Shirley Bindun?No but seriously - my sister's definitely been done.

Also apologies for plumbing new depths of shitness. The bottom of that barrel won't scrape itself you know.

From the Goth! challenge. See all 209 entries (closed)

(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 7:12, archived)
# I can confirm that fact about your sister.
also, I find this mildly amusing. HOORJ!
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Man, I hope she didn't overcharge you.
Personally, I get the family discount.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:22, archived)
# overcharge? discount?
She paid me, my friend.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Yeah, with every S.T.D. under the sun.
Get yourself checked, mate. And, saying that, you might find that your bishop only moves diagonally from now on.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Clarkson?
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Some say that he wears make-up and pretends to be a vampire, not impressing anyone...
and others say that he only listens to death metal on a loop, and that he hangs around outside music retailers with other weirdos.

All we know is, he's called his mum to pick him up from the Cradle Of Filth gig.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)