i've solved this problem
by eating nearly half a tin of pineapple chunks.
i now have a whole new problem: stomach ache :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:21,
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oh dear
counteract it with...erm...beans
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MrChimp previously Monsieur,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:24,
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