There's a bagel in my dunnyShe said, there's something in the woodshed.
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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Gagged and bound and left for dead,When he woke, she was gone with his car and all his money.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:22,
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