would.
...the unstoppable force one of course, whichever she is, not the immovable object one
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:16,
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you'd do one
whilst holding the other's chips for safekeeping, whilst she's pissing in the bus stop
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:28,
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