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# What if?
(Jem Harley is finding it difficult to sleep, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:14, archived)
# would.
...the unstoppable force one of course, whichever she is, not the immovable object one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)
# you'd do one
whilst holding the other's chips for safekeeping, whilst she's pissing in the bus stop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:28, archived)
# why do some fat women insist on wearing tight animal-print tops or pants?
they look fucking horrible and tacky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:18, archived)
# camouflage?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:19, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Response of the night!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:41, archived)
# She really was an awfully big marine.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Hang on, I'll ask my misses...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:51, archived)
# Answer:
The unstoppable force stops, the immovable object moves.

And at over 300kb your image is more bloated that the people it depicts.
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:20, archived)
# almost
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# re: Answer:
I never knew
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:22, archived)
# It's like the Zen story of the goose in the bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# please, tell it to me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Ok.
It's an old story used in Zen communities -- someone put a baby goose into a bottle and continued to feed the goose until it was too big to get out.
The question the Zen student must answer is: how do you get the goose out of the bottle without hurting the goose, or breaking the bottle.

The most well-known answer was given by the master Nansen, who was asked by a great philosophical official of the time, Riko, to explain the story of the goose in the bottle.

"If a man puts a gosling into a bottle," said Riko, "and feeds him until he is full-grown, how can the man get the goose out without killing it or breaking the bottle?"
Nansen gave a great clap with his hands and shouted: "Riko!"
"Yes, Master," said the official with a start.
"See," said Nansen, "the goose is out!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:36, archived)
# so
he was talking shit, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:41, archived)
# but knew the sound of
one goose flapping
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:49, archived)
# that doesn't get the goose out of the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:50, archived)
# there is no spork
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:55, archived)
# just as well
i'm eating soup, you need a spoon for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:58, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

tho you may prefer a foon
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:02, archived)
# sporks are great
but spoons are best for soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:05, archived)
# there is no spork
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:08, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Wasn't it something about feeding and feeding the goose, until it's so fat
that its liver becomes quite a delicacy and the monk renounces Zen and retires on the proceeds?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
*zing*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:23, archived)
# but nowhere near as pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:24, archived)
# The detail makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# This would never happen
as f=ma
Both objects would require an infinate force, the immovable object would require an infinate mass which is not possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:27, archived)
# large macro based pictures have places on the internet
b3ta isn't really one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Where did you
find the source pic? I need more of them quickly so I can finish my wank with a decent climax.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Text On A Huge Picture Of Huge Women
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:50, archived)
# It's funny cos they like chips
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Aren't fat people funny?
I'm glad fat people aren't allowed on the internet. That would probably make me throw up in their faces if I thought they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:40, archived)