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# Basil Fawlty and Salvador Dali aren't separated by much.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# i had a dali print once
it was a lobster on top of a phone. didn't understand it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Of course you couldn't understand a lobster on the phone.
I can't speak lobster either.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# i have 'the metamorphosis of narcissus' on my wall.

i don't understand it, but i like it.
That's how you know it's art.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:43, archived)
# oooh, nice!
i love the old mythology stories!
EDIT: that's properly nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# surrealist quote:-
"surrealism is the chance meeting of an iron and umbrella on a dissecting table"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# that is surreal
i love dali, his stuff just pisses all over those wanky art lovers who think they can explain all art.
fucking wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I've always liked Dali, people didn't seem to like his self-publicity.
My favorite is 'Outskirts of the paranoiac - Critical town' and have a print of 'Dream caused by the flight of a bee around a pomegranate, one second before waking 1944' on my wall.
I like Max Ernst and Man Ray too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i've been dying to go to the dali museum
every time i go to barcelona, i say i want to go, but some fucker always drags me down las ramblas instead. the market is pretty good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
fish.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i'm laughing at this
but i may be a bit drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)