Haha, I love it when a plan comes together
Shuddering
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:14,
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I only ever use the word shuddering
as part of the phrase "what the shuddering fuck?"
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:20,
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I was trying to make a "Holy shuddering fuck" chevron
Which is possibly the worst excuse for anything, ever
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:22,
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Oh, I don't know
I have had to make some pretty lame excuses for all those shuddering orgasms I have on the tube
whilst pressed up against a piss-stained tramp
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:30,
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Oh that was YOU!
Took me ages to get the stain dried & crusty.
Good times.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:36,
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If you find a public toilet
with one of those Dyson airblade things you can get the job done in seconds!
The modern tramp should know these things.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 10:39,
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