Being a parish councillor I am often on the receiving end of 'sternly-worded-letters'Most are just grumpy and petty, but a really good one can raise the odd chuckle. I tell you, it is an art form!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:40,
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Do any of them use the term 'why oh why?'pleasesayyes:o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:48,
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Never had a why-o-whybut many more than statistically possible start out "I feel it is my DUTY to point out....
"Dr Mr Chutney,
I feel it is my DUTY to point out the disgraceful state of THE BINS! The bins are a shocking mess, they disgust sane minded people and terrify small children, not to mention the Rats and Badgers!"
("Dr Mr Chutney,
I feel it is my DUTY to point out the disgraceful state of THE BINS! The bins are a shocking mess, they disgust sane minded people and terrify small children, not to mention the Rats and Badgers!"
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:54,
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They call me Mr Bombasticsay me fantastic,
touch me on me butt
they say I'm Mr. Ro..oooooooooohhhhhhhhmantic
*shaggies*
(touch me on me butt
they say I'm Mr. Ro..oooooooooohhhhhhhhmantic
*shaggies*
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:08,
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