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i meant your bollocks, of course

i haven't got any

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)

Bollock ownership established ... so who'd be cutting, and who'd be eating?

dammit one of these has to make the stats page one day!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)

i'd like to cut his bollocks off, but i don't think it'd be wise

my eyesight is poor, i'd only end up cutting his cock off by mistake

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)

And all because I served you spotted dick with custard!

Remind me never to really offend you! ;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)

'Call H-A-L for service'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)

Well, in that case, would you care for a garlic infused butter bollock?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)

can i save it till later?

i'm having scrambled eggs right now, y'see

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)

Of course, pudding will be spotted dick and vanilla custard.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)

spotted dick, yes

custard? hell, no

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)

Blasphemy!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)

custard is some nasty shit

and i don't like vanilla, unless it's ice cream

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)