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[challenge entry] Poor bastard reoffended

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(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:27, archived)
# oh come on.
That's just cruel! Nobody should be forced to see that!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:30, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:42, archived)
# i do love a good bruce willis flick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Euphemism lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:53, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# This is the formulaic masterpiece Hollywood should never stop employing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Punishment for murder, rape & etc?
Actually, yes, you're completely right.

Sorry, I shouldn't have interrupted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, archived)
# if they really wanted to make sure
they should have made him watch bridget jones' diary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I'd sooner cut my own bollocks off, saute them in garlic butter then eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:46, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:50, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:51, archived)
# i meant your bollocks, of course
i haven't got any
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Bollock ownership established ... so who'd be cutting, and who'd be eating?
dammit one of these has to make the stats page one day!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# i'd like to cut his bollocks off, but i don't think it'd be wise
my eyesight is poor, i'd only end up cutting his cock off by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)
# And all because I served you spotted dick with custard!
Remind me never to really offend you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# 'Call H-A-L for service'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Well, in that case, would you care for a garlic infused butter bollock?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# can i save it till later?
i'm having scrambled eggs right now, y'see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Of course, pudding will be spotted dick and vanilla custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:03, archived)
# spotted dick, yes
custard? hell, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Blasphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# custard is some nasty shit
and i don't like vanilla, unless it's ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:13, archived)