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# i for one welcome our new tentacled purple overlord
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)
# He wants to hug you........... really tightly!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)
# at least somebody does :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I did but you rejected me. Was it something I said? Or was it the on piece I was wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)
# neon pink spandex just isn't you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# but it makes me look slimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# and very gay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# but gay can mean happy too right, and I'd be very happy if we'd....
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)
# trust me, you wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Why won't you give our love a chance?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# well, if you insist
*breaks out the "special" box*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
# AARGHHH MY EYESS!!!!!! IT BURNS
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# but only for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
# It's an interesting aftertaste I'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)
# sorry, i've been chopping chillis and spring onions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Snooker loopy nuts are we,
we're all snooker....Loopy.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Oh, maybe.
What's news on here? Been busy working and even missed my candles! I only had Sunday off and B3ta was closed to go to church or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# tthere was a bit of cuntery the other night
and as the result of a mini poll, i'm either going to be stuffed and mounted or committed.
apart from that, it's been fairly quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# You see -
Trouble with internet dating is you can't get stuffed, mounted AND commitment, always one or the other.


We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Only if it comes with commitment.
Sheesh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# and lotion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)