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# It might happen!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:57, archived)
# i for one welcome our new tentacled purple overlord
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)
# He wants to hug you........... really tightly!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)
# at least somebody does :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I did but you rejected me. Was it something I said? Or was it the on piece I was wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)
# neon pink spandex just isn't you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# but it makes me look slimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# and very gay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# but gay can mean happy too right, and I'd be very happy if we'd....
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:08, archived)
# trust me, you wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Why won't you give our love a chance?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# well, if you insist
*breaks out the "special" box*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
# AARGHHH MY EYESS!!!!!! IT BURNS
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# but only for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:15, archived)
# It's an interesting aftertaste I'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:17, archived)
# sorry, i've been chopping chillis and spring onions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Snooker loopy nuts are we,
we're all snooker....Loopy.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, archived)
# STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Oh, maybe.
What's news on here? Been busy working and even missed my candles! I only had Sunday off and B3ta was closed to go to church or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:06, archived)
# tthere was a bit of cuntery the other night
and as the result of a mini poll, i'm either going to be stuffed and mounted or committed.
apart from that, it's been fairly quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# You see -
Trouble with internet dating is you can't get stuffed, mounted AND commitment, always one or the other.


We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Only if it comes with commitment.
Sheesh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:16, archived)
# and lotion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Tasty.
Octopud.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Just smash his helmet
Calamari all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# It's shatter resistant glass, we're doomed DOOMED I SAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE AND BASED ON FACT
IT actually happened in Trowbridge last Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:05, archived)
# I love it when this happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I hope it doesn't
because the only protection I have is a tinfoil hat and I doubt it will be much use in a situation like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:09, archived)
# giant octopuses are easily distracted by shiny things
although it might rip your head off when it nicks your hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:13, archived)
# :D
clickindis
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Already did, to me.
"
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I still love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I think it
sums up life for many of us.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)