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# You can't rape a chicken
without ruffling a few feathers.

As my Gran used to say.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Your Gran sounds like a swell old girl!
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:03, archived)
# It's pronounced 'swollen'
and yes, she was like a fucking balloon,
right up to when she exploded, you insensitive cunt!
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I still can't get her out of the carpet
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Mat
or merkin?
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Or, as my gran used to say
"OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT I'M TRYING TO SLEEP LEAVE ME ALONE!"
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:08, archived)