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# I often do this with alcohol
unfortunately the pretend Police pulled me over for a pretend breathalyzer yesterday. I got several pretend points on my license.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I pretended to snort cocaine and then pretended to talk shit
oh, wait.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# pretendlols
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# try the salt thing
it really works
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# You're suppose to pretend to use a salt-shaker!
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# and do it in front of lots of people
an office works best
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Someone will throw a crumpled up note into your mouth basketball style.
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)