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I am having a cheese and onion pastie and a cup of coffee. What are you having for lunch?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ham rolls, mini-sausages and a box of raisins
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# a balanced lunch, and a fine fax!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Best teletext page ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# pfft!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Cynicism and bitterness pie
With a side-plate of disgust.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# have some self loathing with that
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ergh! It's lunch, not breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I have already discussed my lunch in another forum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# now, your shirt?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# this guy made it
in a factory in South East Asia. For tuppence a month
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# neato
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# there's a couple of loose threads
but hey - you get what you pay for!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I had yorkshire ham on some brown bread and I can't believe it's not chemicals spread
with a cup of tea made out of teabags and cement :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# make sure to mortar that tea correctly
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Just finishing the pointing now *points*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Following this discussion yesterday:
b3ta.com/board/10343101
I have outdoor-reared ham sandwiches
with Chinese leaf & salad cream - yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# outdoor-reared ham is all very well
but it's no wild haslet
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm opposed to the hunting of wild haslet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# if we don't hunt them, they'll over-run our country!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# DailyMail Exclusive?
Wild Haslet stole my Pension and raped my Budgie!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# you forgot the immigrants
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# How dare you suggest that Wild Haslets rape Immigrants!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# they rear ham sandwiches outdoors now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Only the free-range ones
the less fortunate are crammed into see-thru triangular plastic boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# won't somebody think of the battery farmed sandwiches :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I did once eat something that tasted like a PP9
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# haha battery-licker
oh fuck - I can taste battery now just from thinking about it!

on the same topic - did you know that if you imagine squeezing an orange into a glass and then pretend to drink it, then your brain tastes orange. This doesn't work with everyone, but one that does tend to is tipping your head back and pretending to shake salt into your open mouth from a salt-cellar - your brain will taste salt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I often do this with alcohol
unfortunately the pretend Police pulled me over for a pretend breathalyzer yesterday. I got several pretend points on my license.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I pretended to snort cocaine and then pretended to talk shit
oh, wait.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# pretendlols
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:55, archived)
# try the salt thing
it really works
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:56, archived)
# You're suppose to pretend to use a salt-shaker!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# and do it in front of lots of people
an office works best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Someone will throw a crumpled up note into your mouth basketball style.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# I was waiting for this
You didn't let me down
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# *bows*
*catches flowers*
*bows again*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Salad Cream remains squarely in the
'More wrong than a lightly-oiled Michael Barrymore in leopard-skin Speedos' category.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# just about to have a Morrison's Mince Beef and Dumpling Ready Meal
and a walk to the Shop
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# have chips with that
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Mind you don't drop your dumplings on that walk
euphemisms Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# 3 day old butternut squash and chilli soup with a coriander/olive oil drizzle
Tasty, but I'm getting a bit fucked off with it tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# 3 days old is pushing it
I suggest a side order of chips
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Ugh - that sounds awful!
b3ta.com/board/10343079
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# :) Good enough for Masterchef

Have you been in my fridge again?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# FUCK! *screams like a woman*
I'd made enough for 3 people for 2 days and I've still got half a squash left.
I feel a risotto coming on...
Am I through to the next round?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Good plan.
I stupidly used the whole thing, should see me through the week!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# a BBQ chicken, gherkin, jalepenos and guacamole panini, some quavers, a caramel flapjack
and some ginger beer
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:46, archived)
# that sounds delicious
and spicy.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Not spicey enough, I didn't sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# If you're only having some of your quavers, can I have the rest?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I fear it's already too late.
I consumed all of my quavers, however I only consumed a small fraction of all the quavers in existence.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I think this is going to get
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:08, archived)
# BOOYAH!
Cheers then drive :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Dave the Hat?
Lunch?
These things are alien to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:48, archived)
# heathen!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Home made tomato and basil
soup, using tomatoes what I grewed.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Top souping!
selfsufficiencies Arbuthnot.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Sloppy ham and salad sandwiches for me...

They look a bit like a dirty beef curtain?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# how sloppy is the ham?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Fuckin Sloppy

* I don't care how fucking sloppy it is...

/montypythonquote/blog
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Pastrami salad sandwich on white bread, easy on the mayo.
Followed by a nectarine and an apple.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I read that nicotine and an apple
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# maybe it leg had just grow
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# All the cuts will be absorded by it being a sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:21, archived)
# good fruiting, there
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Ahem
I was leisurely chewing away on my raisins and whole nuts sandwich with emmentaler cheese, when someone offered me a gigantic warm tin foil brick. It contained an enormous freshly baked black olive ciabatta, itself containing hot steamed eels, bacon, some greens and mayonaise.

I added a cup of earl grey tea for good measure.

How are you these days b3ta? Your search is broken, so I can't see what you've been up to this past month or so.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# good lord!
a little late to the party, Dutch Inventor! But a fine lunch nonetheless!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I may have to lie down a bit now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# A ham and cheese salad baguette and a pint of semi-skilled milt
why has DTF come back?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:29, archived)
# why is it always milt in your posts?
I felt the board needed DTF in it's life again.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# half a sprazie and three carelesstalkscostlives
polkadots Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:39, archived)
# excellent lunching
yesterday, I was a little late!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:41, archived)
# It was noted
But today you have redeemed yourself and all is well.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:55, archived)
# why thank you, Pot!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I'm just cracking one off over Christina Hendricks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:08, archived)
# It's breakfast.
Spicy red snapper with finely chopped broccoli, shallot, heap of sliced mushrooms, mountain of spinach, with garlic, soy sauce, and rice vinegar.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:55, archived)