I'd ordered a crate of fizz from Waitrose to be delivered to a pub where I was holding a party
I got a phone call from some poor old dear who'd found it left in her front garden 3 streets away.
Same house number was all. Cunts.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:01,
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probably delivered by an illiterate Somali in an untaxed van
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro,
Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:02,
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Racist
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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