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# ...
Just heard on on't wireless that are sending HMS Cumberland off to Libya... blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Blimey indeed.
...that we still have any warships left to send.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ha ha :D
You missed the news that the real HMS Cumberland was scrapped two weeks ago. The name was carried over / reassigned to a weaponised swan shaped pedalo borrowed from Lightwater Valley World of Fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I have swear filter on at work...
and amusingly it's taken both Cumberland and Lightwater out of that sentence :o)

Right. Offski.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# That's lucky because what I actually said was
Cunt piss bollocking bastard wank sodomy ;)

night night have fun
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:09, archived)
# A swan-shaped peado??
That's terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Don't worry
The Daily Mail are already on the case
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# maybe that's one of the queens heavily armed sausages made in Kendal.
and they just threw it in the sea in blind hope.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)