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# You are either doing your sex VERY wrong
or your toast VERY right!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# my sex is like my toasting
knob not turned enough and popping out too early just barely warm and looking sad and floppy with a dry crusty edge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Text book Premature Toastulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# haha
it's Ok once you've slathered it in marmalade and rammed it in the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)