Just stuff a pepper. Then you won't have to eat the shit toasted bread underneath it.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:41,
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The bread in your scenario acts merely as a vehicle to get the good stuff to your feed hole.
Just because it's covered in good stuff doesn't make the bread itself good too.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 22 Feb 2011, 20:44,
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