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# Oh dear GOD not 'Giving birth'
Parents talking about their miracles is one of the most singularly tedious acts it is possible for humanity to commit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# ^
It's not a fucking "miracle", it's about the easiest thing it's possible to do
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I did a course module on assisting delivery, once.
The overall theme was 'a few complications aside, it's pretty much done for you - just leave them to get on with it'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)
# The world's population has trebled since the 1960s; reproducing has got to be the single easiest thing ever
Having said that, I am taking enormous pleasure in taunting my pregnant best mate atm:
"We don't know if it's going to be a boy or a girl..."
"You could have a hermaphrodite and get both!"

and so on....googling birth defects has never been so much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)
# be careful
i wound my sister up terribly by saying she was definitely going to have twins.
she had twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I'm sure they can detect this sort of thing early enough for them to flush it
besides, a hermaphrodite would have a cracking career in porn ahead of them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# damn hermaphrodites, taking all our porn industry jobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)