I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:40,
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Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels. You're going to need it.BADLY.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:44,
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I'm tired of pretending I'm not special, I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:46,
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I'm dealing with soft targetsand it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee... they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.'
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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Clearly, I have defeated this earthworm with my words; imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:53,
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'Don't be special, be one of us'Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:57,
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Sorry about this gronkpanI think I overdid it man, I am SHEENING THE FUCK OUT, seriously. WHOOO!!!
Edit: suddenly don't feel so good bro
Edit: coming down hard from the Charlie Sheen man, feeling totally CANCELLED
(Edit: suddenly don't feel so good bro
Edit: coming down hard from the Charlie Sheen man, feeling totally CANCELLED
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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You should try WINNING a bit moreor something that rhymes with WINNING
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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