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# 10mg would be awesome.
I only got the 3mg when I did my back in.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Yeah that's what I've got - 3mg. A couple of those and a bottle of red wine and I was a b s o l u t e l y f i n e . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I was in A&E 2 hours before I got married
I had in injection in my arse to stop me being sick (verrrrrry hung over and no sleep due to drinking a whole jar of Nescafe in order to try and write speeches). I was also given a large dose of diazepam.

I didn't have a clue what was going on during the wedding. I was very clear headed when I divorced 4 years later.

/QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# hehe
gaddafi was right. nescafe is hallucinogenic, then?

Anyhoo, gotta get ready for a job interview, thanks peeps :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Don't shit on the interviewer's desk
they don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# what if i leave it to ferment in my pants
then give it to him? Would that impress enough to seal the deal?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# It'll seal something, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Shit on the interviewer's desk
they love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Shit on the interviewer.
Then they can transfer it to the desk themselves. It'll give them something to do.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# 1/Get a cup and make a video with your interviewer.
2/Put on net.
3/???
4/Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)