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Haha!

Made me chortle that did!;-)

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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)

reminds me

of a moment of utter geekery t'other day.
i gave my sister's twins some crisps to eat. one of them ran up to me, waving a crisp. "look! it's round like the moon!"
i couldn't help myself. i looked down into that angelic 2-year-old face and said "that's no moon".
poor little fucker hadn't a clue what i was on about :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)

Oh I get that every day!

My references are quite random, the trick is to ignore it and carry on! :)

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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

i can't

my brain is wired directly to my mouth, with no kind of filter inbetween

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)

You ought to embark on a Clockwork Orange-esque process of indoctrination...

until the are fully conversant with every Star Wars in-joke.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)

tried that with my cousin and pink floyd songs

she's now a born-again christian and a bit of a bitch.
didn't work out so well.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)

But if they're twins then there could be an interesting socilogical experiment in there...

Identical genetic structure and upbringing, but with one exposed intensively to Star Wars (Ep IV - VI only, natch) from an early age, and the other isolated.

Watch the divergent lifestyles.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)

i can't usually talk when i'm near them

as i'm breathless, due to them using my stomach as a climbing frame

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)