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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)

there'll be a bowl and a glass soon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)

You had a glass of soup?

That's just wrong

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)

i'm having the soup in a bowl

the glass is for the vodka, silly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)

yeah

s'posed to be in a cup. or is that poo?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)

there's only one of me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:07, archived)

1/ have you got a mirror?

2/ and a webcam
3/ ?
4/ profit

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)

i've got a mirror but

i knocked my webcam off when i was pissed and stood on it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)

ouch

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)

it didn't hurt

i was pissed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:23, archived)

it hurt the prospect of

"one girl, one cup"
starring smashed monkey

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)

well, yes

but thanks to the IBS, that was always going to be just a pipe dream

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)

ibs is a bitch, i know

and seeing as we're on the subject, i'm going to get some supper
g'night folks, and happy friday!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)

think i'll turn in, too

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)