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# Come, son of Jor-El
and Kneel before Yoff!

Yoffy lifts a finger, and a mouse is there/Puts his hands together, and a seagull takes the air/Yoffy lifts a finger, and a scampi darts about/Yoffy bends another, and a tortoise head peeps out/These hands were made for making, and making they must do.

[EDIT] After making this, I obviously had to go and track down an episode of Fingerbobs on Youtube. And during the theme song, the line 'a tortoise head peeps out' made me chuckle more than it probably did when I was a nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# fingermouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)
# correct!
now, for a bonus point, who is the character on the right of shot?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:42, archived)
# jimmy nail?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)
# SHE'S LYING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# lazy bitch!
tell her to get up and wash the pots
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:45, archived)
# fuck off!
there's only the soup pan and that's soaking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:47, archived)
# there'll be a bowl and a glass soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:49, archived)
# You had a glass of soup?
That's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# i'm having the soup in a bowl
the glass is for the vodka, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# yeah
s'posed to be in a cup. or is that poo?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)
# there's only one of me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:07, archived)
# 1/ have you got a mirror?
2/ and a webcam
3/ ?
4/ profit
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:16, archived)
# i've got a mirror but
i knocked my webcam off when i was pissed and stood on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)
# ouch
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)
# it didn't hurt
i was pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:23, archived)
# it hurt the prospect of
"one girl, one cup"
starring smashed monkey
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# well, yes
but thanks to the IBS, that was always going to be just a pipe dream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)
# ibs is a bitch, i know
and seeing as we're on the subject, i'm going to get some supper
g'night folks, and happy friday!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
# think i'll turn in, too
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
# /sig
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:48, archived)
#
(yeah, i get it now...)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# why do you think i said it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# yay
it's probably my favourite ever joke that i may or may not have come up with myself... I think I did, but I may have forgotten where I first heard it. If I did think it up first, I'm very proud. It really is an awesome joke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# i came up with the dirty fraggle rock song
about 30 years ago.
nobody believes me, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:54, archived)
# gazza?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:44, archived)
# STEPHEN HAWKING!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:46, archived)
# sorry, the correct answer is Roy Orbison with his glasses off.
ROUND 2

Describe the colour indigo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# delightfully inky
like the ink of a gay squid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:52, archived)
# like four short men hauling six metric tonnes of helium through an anthill
i'm right, aren't i?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)
# melifluous
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:01, archived)
# that word is so good, it makes me a little moist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:06, archived)
# http://www.tena.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)
# pffff
or should i say psss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)