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# It's twice as important as the stuff going on in Libya
judging by the column inchage they're giving it.

On an unrelated note, not worth it's own thread- I never realised that the Cornish market town of Helston was the birthplace of the Klingon empire but... looking at the plaque (sp?) on the wall of the Angel hotel ......

(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# why do you think klingons have pasty-heads?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# OH MY GOD
it all makes sense now!!!!!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:23, archived)
# many years ago
there were reports of seroius mutations caused by toxic chemicals found in cornish tin mines. the mine owners clubbed together and hired an insane scientist, who designed a rocket ship that would automatically home in on any other planet with a breathable atmosphere. the tin mine mutants were packed into the rocket ship, along with a sufficient supply of pasties, before being blasted off into space.
after travelling for 2 years, the rocket discovered a planet suitable for habitation. it landed and lo! the klingon homeworld was born!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)