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# I took my missus up the Oxo Tower the other week
she loved it
[edit] Gah, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha
my mate just said, "we were in B&Q and I took her up the toilet section. I knobbed her up the wrong'un when nobody was looking."
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# haha
my boss was describing his car journey into work one morning when my female colleague came in just as he said "... and I had this big nob up my arse all the way in..."

Her face was a fucking picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Was she jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# no - she worked in IT
whu?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# * Most of us have
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)