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# Sadly not but I will now start stalking the beach
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I read that as.. 'Porking the Bitch'

* It's official - b3ta has fucked my mind!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I'd give some bacon
eh eh know what I mean eh eh
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)
# No...
No , I have no idea what you mean?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I'd make her breakfast
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# But she is a vegetarian?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# The human brain evolved due to the extra protein from eating meat
Vegetarians are therefore scientifically speaking stupid
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# My wife is a vegetarian...
Which I like because rather than her eating my meat, she just sucks hard till the goodness comes out... (I wish)


(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I know this to be a lie
as she is your wife and not girlfriend
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)