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# for the michaela strachan hater down there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)
# *drops monocle*
Good Lord!

i'm just off to the water closet to view this as the light is better in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:05, archived)
# So you saw her on Brighton beach as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Sadly not but I will now start stalking the beach
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I read that as.. 'Porking the Bitch'

* It's official - b3ta has fucked my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I'd give some bacon
eh eh know what I mean eh eh
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)
# No...
No , I have no idea what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I'd make her breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# But she is a vegetarian?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# The human brain evolved due to the extra protein from eating meat
Vegetarians are therefore scientifically speaking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:55, archived)
# My wife is a vegetarian...
Which I like because rather than her eating my meat, she just sucks hard till the goodness comes out... (I wish)


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I know this to be a lie
as she is your wife and not girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# That's not her
shirley!?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)
# the body isn't
and don't call me shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I didn't say I hated her
I just thought she had a large nose
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# As Stan once said "Listen I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose."
To which Mr. Big Nose replied "Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide accross your face by the time I'm finished with you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# To be fair, though
You have got a VERY big nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Have I got a big nose, Mum?
"Stop thinking about sex!"
"I wasn't!"
"You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)