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# I might buy a large popcorn chicken
and ask the pizza place to make a BBQ sauce pizza with that one. There's a defibrilator somewhere handy, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Or I might buy a pizza
and roll it up and ask KFC to coat it and fry it.
It's a terrible decision to have to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:14, archived)
# i think I might ask for a KFC and kebab meat pizza
with a tikka masala sauce base.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Wrapped in puff pastry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, archived)
# And covered in more cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Followed by a can of Mr Muscle
to break the grease and fat off of my stomach lining.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)
# The tough bit is swallowing the scourer pad.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)
# At least it's smoothed down a bit
by the time it emerges from the other end.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Get a burrito
and quit talking to yourself, Tony Loco!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Si, bueno!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)