I make sure they put plenty of dick sauce on it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:03,
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I used to teach English to a kebab shop employee
It didn't matter how any times I drilled the use of the verb 'to be', he would invariably introduce himself to people as "I am kebab shop". Became a meme between us teachers in the end (in a loving way)
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Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*,
Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:52,
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