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# Just cos I loved Jane Fondu

bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# the poor man's ian mckellen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# you want open or wrap?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# i'm sober, so open will do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# you want it wrap
you want salad, answer me, you want SALAD???
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:54, archived)
# yes, but no tomatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:55, archived)
# plenty tomatoes it is
you chili sauce, yes, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# yes, chili sauce ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# mayonnaise it is, plenty on it
you want some dog shit ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# is there any answer i can give
that will result in no dog shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Not at the kebab shop just down the road here...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# It's really grim :(
Too add to the horror, they have a selection of metal trays in the front (under warming lamps just to add to the food poisoning potential) filled with a variety of 'meat' in varying shades of light to dark brown 'sauce'.

I've never been pissed/hungry enough to dare sample them...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# My local kebab shop
used to be really good. But now it is so greasy it's inedible.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)
# The Lantern in Whetstone High Road.
That's a proper Keebabb joint (if it's still there)

Nom Nom Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# there is a very fine line
between being drunk enough to try that shit and being unconscious in a hedge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Quite so.
Although, instead of hedge, the scenario is more likely to involve being under the wheels of a truck on the Holloway Road.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# i know the truck option is worse
but the first reason for it being worse to pop into my head was the fact that you're not likely to find discarded porn under a truck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# looks like a pretty severe industrial accident happened
to that hand there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# awww
i'm being flirted with by a car...

first time for everything i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# It is a flat bed Ford.
Take it easy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# ^ pretty much my reaction, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:22, archived)
# you know, little kebbabas they look a like the dog shiit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# blech
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# You want it opened or wrapped?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Either
All that photoshopping made me hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# you have it open, don't you spill on floor
Mayonnaise? you want dick sauce on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# i'm pretty sure dick sauce would be mandatory
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I make sure they put plenty of dick sauce on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I used to teach English to a kebab shop employee
It didn't matter how any times I drilled the use of the verb 'to be', he would invariably introduce himself to people as "I am kebab shop". Became a meme between us teachers in the end (in a loving way)
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] i love this :D
do you mind if i dump some compo entries.. hopefully not as I'm not going to really give you an option and do it any way.. but it's nice to look like you have at least the pretence of manners.



in the last frame he's hitting his head against the wall... animation fail
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] and i suppose this one fits as well
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# great stuff you talented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# i like you fiend
you're like my personal fan club :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# the cheese is a lie..
.
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:16, archived)
# hahaahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)