The thought of using a wooden one makes my imaginary girl bits cringe more than the thought of a wire one.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:41,
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nobody wants a splintered mimsywith the possible exception of pinocchio's girlfriend
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:52,
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