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[challenge entry] Ladies of B3ta...







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(mousemonkey, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:24, archived)
# there may be women here
but trust me, there ain't no ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Oi
I'm a fecking lady!
*snorts*
*wipes nose on sleeve*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:30, archived)
# yeah, a lady.
riiight....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Just squeezin this in...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:33, archived)
# I've never had to give a coathanger abortion
but don't they require wire coathangers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:34, archived)
# God...
...fuck off future boy:)
(mousemonkey, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:36, archived)
# The thought of using a wooden one makes my imaginary girl bits cringe more than the thought of a wire one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)
# nobody wants a splintered mimsy
with the possible exception of pinocchio's girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:52, archived)
# are you saying luddites can't have abortions?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)
# All the replies that have gone through my head for this are far too crude.
I'm backing out right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:43, archived)
# smart move
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Hey look! Rainbow dinosaur!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:52, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 0:56, archived)
# I love Gin
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 8:22, archived)