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# Smug Bieber will die a painful death, involving several (but not all) of the following:
a) A Chisel applied with a Lump Hammer to his ear.
b) A colonic irrigation with Nitric Acid
c) Being 'volunteered' to make man's first suit-less spacewalk
d) Ground into small pieces and fed to hyenas
e) Being glued to the underside of the tracks of a Sherman Tank
f) Being force-fed steel nails and then given an MRI

/goes for a lie down
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# The only thing that keeps me going
is like some Einsteinian theory, the quicker someone gains fame, the quicker they disappear into the dumper
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# But...
... all of those would be much more enjoyable.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)