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[challenge entry] sup?

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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:38, archived)
# What the hell is a Plinker?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:44, archived)
# It's a type of handgun that FELL THROUGH THE BAR STEW
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Ah, that is so much clearer now. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# "Plink" is the sound made by teeth as they are shot out, one by one, with a low-calibre pistol.
So a plinker is a target-shooting sportsman who favours the mouths of grinning human beings over paper targets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:40, archived)
# rapid fire?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)
# haha,
as we see, this is a highly-experienced professional plinker target, who is able to ramp up the level of challenge to accommodate even Olympic-standard plinkers.
Rapid fire was outlawed by the Plinking International Sporting Society (PISS) in 1998, after the infamous 'Bratislava minigun atrocity' of June in that year.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:51, archived)