The mystics and the skeksis were one entity divided by the shattering of the dark crystal. So when the mystics (lib-dems) and the skeksis (tories) were united by the insertion of the crystal shard (hung parliament), they were joined (coalition) by the gelflings (plebs). The castle fell down and light shone out of their arses. The End.
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:43,
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well now you've ruined it for me
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:47,
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I could have claimed that the Garthim were Labour Trade Unionists...
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:02,
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now you're just being silly EDIT: THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL!
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:16,
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