From the Mythical Creatures challenge. See all 166 entries (closed)
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
I wonder how many young b3tans have to think
"what the bloody hell is a fizzgig?!"
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:47,
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oh fuck, he was the worst!
i can still remember the bloody prophecy!
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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the whining 'mmmmmMMMmmmm' Skeksis was the worst
even that one gave me the creeps
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:56,
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I was always sad when one of the friendly "aliens" had to die because a Skeksis had died.
Something poinient about that I always thought.
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:08,
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that's the chaps!
(*amazing* soundtrack as well. well worth a listen if you haven't recently).
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:09,
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The mystics and the skeksis were one entity divided by the shattering of the dark crystal. So when the mystics (lib-dems) and the skeksis (tories) were united by the insertion of the crystal shard (hung parliament), they were joined (coalition) by the gelflings (plebs). The castle fell down and light shone out of their arses. The End.
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:43,
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I could have claimed that the Garthim were Labour Trade Unionists...
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:02,
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hahaha
I used to put on either Dark Crystal or Labyrinth on VHS when I was babysitting youngsters. That used to shut the little buggers up.
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:00,
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I got killer buds
A power stem
Nasty pods
And I'm using them!
So better move 'em out
Nature calls
You got my pun?
I'm gonna bust your balls!
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Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13,
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A power stem
Nasty pods
And I'm using them!
So better move 'em out
Nature calls
You got my pun?
I'm gonna bust your balls!