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# You still have to pay 20p for a piss
Just like everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Darn.
*fishes out worthless same-size forrin coins*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *fishes out penis*
*pees in coin slot*

what? it's metal and shiny, just like the urinals...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I once got seriously doghoused by a girlfriend when we were on the rush-hour concourse at Birmingham New Street and they'd just put the price up to 20p, which I noticed for the first time as I was getting my 10p ready.
My immediate, incensed reaction was to shout "20p FOR A PISS? FUCKIN' HELL, HOW MUCH FOR A SODDIN' HAND JOB?"
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