Ha-ha! Quite.
'The Troubles' is still the greatest English understatement, ever.
My gran had trouble with her hips, but she never actively invaded her neighbour's garden.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:31,
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Your grandfather, however, ...
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RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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