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# I really hope I'm not dressed in sexy clothing if I ever turn up at A&E with a nasty eye injury.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Not entirely sure you'd suit that top, actually
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Says the man who routinely wears eye-melting migraineshirts to otherwise entirely sober social functions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:59, archived)
# *flounces off in tears*
Just acquired another GEM today, as it happens... :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Just how migraine?
www.dirtdirt.com/headacher/index.asp?current=01
?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# He's referring to some exquisite examples of the shirtmakers craft.
He's a philistine, I tell you - A PHILISTINE!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:04, archived)
# That's pretty darn migraine.
Put 'em in touch with Grunty's tailor. That'll sort the men from the boys.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:10, archived)
# *ahem* I challenge you not to like this:
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Simon+Carter+Long+sleeved+chrysanthemum+floral+print+shirt/144352026,default,pd.html?cgid=204
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Wow.
I defy anyone to look at that still image and not see it vibrate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I always try to go to a&e in sexy clothing
like the time I went in after the rocky horror show in a corset and a 7 inch gash down my arm from falling in high heels
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha
I hope this is true. If so, tell it, do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:00, archived)
# sadly it is
seriously how do women wear them I almost died
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# *utterly refuses to do the 7 inch gash joke*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)
# That's a pity,
given your worldwide reputation as an authority on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Oi, steady!
/longest dry spell ever blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I regard my copy of "The Chaotic Rumpy-Pumpy Diaries of J Peasemold Gruntfuttock, vol 1: Shag After Shag After Shag"
as something of a Bible.
Scorch marks on the carpet, tea up the walls, tears in the ashtrays, all sorts of wotnot.
I'm just hoping you can slow it down enough to finish writing vol 2 before going the way of the Marquis de Sade.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha...
If only, mon brave, if only...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# You're an inspiration to us all, JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:39, archived)