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# Well, basically,
Claudius dies, and Hamlet dies immediately after achieving his revenge.
At this moment, a Norwegian prince named Fortinbras, who has led an army to Denmark and attacked Poland earlier in the play, enters with ambassadors from England, who report that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. Fortinbras is stunned by the gruesome sight of the entire royal family lying sprawled on the floor dead. He moves to take power of the kingdom. Horatio, fulfilling Hamlet’s last request, tells him Hamlet’s tragic story. Fortinbras orders that Hamlet be carried away in a manner befitting a fallen soldier. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Tag it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Tag it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Tag heure.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Taggert?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# So nobody can copy it without your say so.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Well, that ship pretty much sailed, in fairness.
Roughly 400 years ago...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Which was the point of my (totally failed) comment.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Ah, yes - we'll always have Gorzów Wielkopolski
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# *takes considerable issue with this statement*
You'll be hearing from my sound insulation people forthwith!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Actually, I think you'll find the most sensible answer is
"No no no, your trifle is on fire."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)
# But Mother,
I am hungry for a balloon!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Quiet, my sweet
for it is only in here that bears are naturally indigenous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# You forgot the briefcase!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)