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# I used to make balloon animals
Seriously, the more effort you put in the less impressed the kids are. 'Snake' was by far the most popular animal. I'm talking orders of magnitude here.

Don't bother with poodles.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Children love cock balloons.
It's a universal "language".
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:43, archived)
# Well, I don't want to be pedantic here, but I'd say it's less of a language
more of a borderline criminal offense really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:46, archived)
# Keyword- borderline.
A key phrase is "no extradition treaty".
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)
# The poodle remark:
are we still talking about balloon animals?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:44, archived)
# We don't have to be
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:50, archived)
# DON'T BOTHER WITH POODLES
There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 6:34, archived)
# tldr
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 5:46, archived)